I could go insane . . .

A client wrote me, asking for a reading, and, while that's always appreciated, I can't help but shake my head:

Her: "Do you have anything available for Tuesday after 5pm?"

Me: "No, unfortunately, I'm only able to read on Saturdays right now."

Her: "OK. But do you have a slot for Tuesday at 5:15 or later?"

Me: "No, I don't because I'm only able to read on Saturdays."

I wish I could have said: "Yes, because, if you look closely, the following Saturday IS after 5:15 pm on Tuesday."