Again with the door!
On Sunday night, I fell asleep at the same time as the girls did. At some point, I could hear the phone ringing downstairs. I decided not to answer it, feeling too tired. Besides, who calls a house with children so late at night? But the phone was persistent.
Then, the doorbell rang. I checked the time: about 10 p.m. I thought, "There's no way I'm going down there to answer that!" But, again, it persisted. Searching frantically for something to preserve my modesty, I grabbed my maternity hospital gown (er, it accidentally ended up in my suitcase last year) and ran downstairs.
I called through the door, "Who is it?"
"It's security, ma'am," a man answered back. "Are you alright?"
Ugh. He called me 'ma'am'.
"Yes, I'm OK." I opened the door just a little. How did I know if he was really a security guard from my security company?
"ALARM COMPANY has detected an intrusion alert. We need to know if you're OK."
That's when I noticed it: the absence of an alarm. That thing is so !#$@@ noisy, I would have heard it down the street.
"If you check Zone 102, you'll see the door's open."
I looked over and, surely enough, it was open. But I had locked it!
"Must have been the wind or something," he offered.
"Yeh," I said. "The wind." Except: I wouldn't have been able to secure the house if the door was insecure enough to have blown open in the wind. When the door is shut -- but not locked -- it is impossible to push it open.
A report was filled out. The security guard had checked the entire property, inside and under my car as well. He went room-by-room, door-by-door through the entire house. The only other people in here with me, he concluded, were two sleeping children.
I was a bit shaken. There were no signs of attempted break-in. Scully, being in the UK on business, was going to have a hard time believing this.
I waited until I knew he'd be awake before calling.
"What??@!" He yelled down the phone. "Obviously, you DIDN'T lock it. That's the only reasonable explanation."
"But I DID lock it. I went around the entire house locking up. You're telling me to convince myself that I didn't do something I can remember clearly doing. THAT'S insane," I countered.
He had to agree. But, why hadn't the alarm sounded? That's when he realized it wasn't an error on my part. The alarm had been set but had not gone off. I couldn't have set the alarm if the door hadn't been shut and it has been clearly established that one cannot push the door open when it's shut-but-not-locked. Ha!
I have to admit, before going to sleep, I had asked my spirit guides and relatives watching over us to give me a sign that they were with us because I couldn't see or detect them.